Captain Crystalin

Captain Crystalin is the Propaganda Minister for the country of VietQuam. He was just recently appointed to his position by Dr. Quamrad Kon. He became a citizen of VietQuam in August of 2017 just weeks before he became the propaganda minister.

Early Life:

Captain Crystalin was the love child of Joseph Stalin and Leon Trotsky. After he was born his parents abondonned him and handed him over to some local farmer near Stalingrad. He was born and raised in Stalingrad, Soviet Union.

His Life in WWII:

When world war two broke out he was a 20 year old butcher living and working in Stalingrad. At the battle of Stalingrad Captain Crystalin used dem butcher skills to sloughter dem Nazis. He was the sole reason the Soviet Union won that battle.

After the War:

After the war he went down to China and used dem killer butcher skills to help dem Commies to win the Chinese Civil War. After dat he moved to the US and became a sociopathic cereal killer for over forty years. He killed many brands of cereal that you haven't herd of.

Moving to VietQuam:

In August of 2017 he decided to move to VietQuam and get dual citizenship between VietQuam and the USA. Not long after he was apointed by Dr. Quamrad Kon himself to be the Propoganda Minister for VietQuam.