Butthole Pencil

At lunch on September 1, 2017 Sawwyer Ellen Show attempted to assassinate Dr. Quamrad Kon by grabbing a pencil and poking Dr. Quamrad Kon's butthole with it. Dr. Quamrad Kon said that it hurt since it was with the pointy end. The pencil was thrown at a few people during that lunch, including Dr. Quamrad Kon's crush. Then Jack Kennedy proceeded to take a banana from Rally Johansson and stick the pencil through the banana and move it in and out so much that the banana ruptured. From then on the pencil was called the Butthole Pencil. It was killed September 8th.