Cotton Farmer Kuccock

Basic Info

Cotton Farmer Kuccock is the campaign manager of the 2017 Santiago Ramirez Republican Nominee. He was stollen from by the infamous Jack Kennedy in an engineering class in Seventh grade. Cotton Farmer Kuccock is a Racist Spirit summoned in the Civil War by the confederates who was put into the body of a high schooler that would best suit the needs of a cotton farmer. The farmer has a long past in which he rids the world of any unclean races or sexual orientations.

History of Cotton Farmer Kuccock

Cotton Farmer Kuccock was born out of a fire comprised of Weed, Cotton, and dead black slaves. He then became a Confederate general and was supposed to be the secret weapon of the Confederates allowing them victory. However even though he was an unstoppable killing force the slaves on his plantation rebelled against him. He was unable to aid the confederates while he fought back against his slaves. After he had regained order in the plantation he returned to the war to find the confederates had lost the war. Infuriated he ran into the theater where Abraham Lincon was viewing a play he then shot him in the back of the head. On his way out he threw the gun at a man named John Wilks Booth who caught it. The police found John Wilks Booth guilty and executed him. Cotton Farmer Kuccock, knowing his purpose had been served took a shotgun and shot himself in the stomach and bled out. Cotton Farmer Kuccock is also known to have crippling homophobia.

Implantation

The exact name if the person Cotton Farmer Kuccock was put into is unknown. What it is known is that he was an optimal choice for Cotton Farmer Kuccock. He had been sent to the office earlier that year for making a gay joke. Once he arrived at the office Mrs. Bolland said "I heard that you wanted to exterminate all gay and black people." The government immediately knew who Cotton Farmer Kuccock would be implanted in.