Strike Force Thicc Nixon Wiki

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A bunch of dudes in the suburbs writing about stupid nonsense we created in a basement. Stay turnt, pony boy!

Legends
Thicc Nixon

Musky Husky

It's Ya Boi Lucifer

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Rakesh

Alex

Kickolas

Chunky Monkey Burrito Boy

Triangle Neck

Shock Girl

Marcell Toing

Events
The First Febreeze War

The Second Febreeze War

Operation: Weeb

The 2016 General Election

Operation: El Boys in the Hood

Kettle D vs. the West Polish Army of Midgets

Operation: Albuquerquer

The 2017 Bro National Committee

The Marriage of Dr. Quamrad Kon and Jack Kennedy

D-Day: Part I

D-Day: Part Deuce

The Heist

Elbert Mateo Shoe Throwing Incident

Kuccukistan
Mega Moist Oof Town

Pussy Central

The Foundation of Kuccukistan

Kansas City
It's Ya Boi Lucifer

Cheez-it Baseball

Hot and Sour Soup

The Kansas City Incursion

People
Santiago Ramirez

Jack Kennedy

Kettle D

Fiegey Boy

Dr. Quamrad Kon

Elbert Mateo

Cotton Farmer Kuccock

Crater Cockran

Willy Boy Mallard

Jebb Jafar

Kazam Jafar

CJ The Anus Licker

Banana Eehkart

Rally Johansson

Gorberella Eehkart

Lyam Coke

Grorret Smoth

Aubrey Sproinger

Sawwyer Ellen Show

Summer Hitler

Trashy "Koo Koo Kachoo" Stanford

Captain Crystalin

Joyden Lawis

Grant the Poor Boy

Man Tits Mc. Oh Boy

Evoon Trayan

Gayvin Faggotberg

Big Bud

Hayden "Cheeto" Boy

Vehicles
The Pussy Wagon

Kettle D's Dad's Car

The Vice Presidential Canoe Bomber

2006 Chevy Thunderdome

2017 Volkswagen Golf

Objects
Mt Elbert's Box O' Fun

Mt Elbert's All Purpose Seasoning

Febreeze Sandwich

Pussy Flavored Vape Juice

Butthole Pencil

The Dreaded Vegetable Sandwich

Baguette

Dastardly Hash

Vegan Juice

Chunky Monkey Surprise

Spam Soup

The Oof Delight

The Infinity Objects of Retardation

Febreze

Febreze Gauntlet

Animals
Ralph

Caramel Jeff

Places
VietQuam

Kuccukistan

Koson

Pine Road Elementary School

Factions
The West Polish Amy of Midgets

The LSS (League of Socialist States)

The VietQuong

The SPA

The Febreze Negroes

Los Angeles Police Department

The Dank Order

Misc
The Engineering Thief

Ramirez Administration

Febreeze Disease

Quotes

Street Houdini

Roblox Pussy Destroyers (The Discord)

Duolingo Merch

Strike Force: Thicc Nixon
Strike Force: Thicc Nixon

The Division

1st Airborne Mega Bee Division

Regime of the Anacondi

Canine Corps

The Tard Wranglers