Sawwyer Ellen Show

Sawwyer Ellen Show is a skinny dude that loves Trump. He was part of the Vietcong and fought against some of the Strike Force Thicc Nixon members in the Vietnam war. He is also part of Strike Force Thicc Nixon. He can often be found wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" t-shirt.

Early Life:

Unknown, but probably something gay, sad, and republican.

Being Part of the Vietcong:

During the Vietnam war Sawwyer Ellen show became part of the Vietcong and fought against the rest of the Strike Force that was in Nam. He conducted an attack, but was killed by Jack Kenedy.

His Ties to Watergate:

Sawwyer Ellen Show willingly joined Richard Nixon and his colleagues to help infiltrate to DNC at the watergate complex. Will he was setting up the wire bugs he instantly got really horny and started jacking off. When the policemen caught the watergate criminals they caught sawyer in the middle of jacking off while listening into the DNC.

Sawyer Meets Donald Trump:

In 2017, right after Trump was inaugurated Sawwyer, who was like the only person actually at the inauguration, met Trump. Trump and him snuck back to Trumps room and they instantly started banging (Sawyer isn't Gay but he would go gay for Trump). While they were having sex Melania walked in at decided to join them making it a three sum. They filmed an incest porno, since Trump and Melania are Sawwyers parents, and then they posted it on Twitter where Ted Cruz liked it.

Quotes:

"Vietcong attack!"

"The only person I would go gay for is Trump."