The Engineering Thief

Once upon a time there was a man named Cotton Farmer Kucock. He went to an engineering class where they made mousetrap cars, catapults, and all sorts of things. And in this engineering class there was a man named Jack Kennedy. These two lived peacefully until one day they were to make mousetrap cars and enter them into a race. They were both happy. They both went to work on their vroom vroom cars when Cotton Farmer Kucock had an idea. He decided to ask Jack Kennedy to make a bet with him. They made a deal that if Jack Kennedy won the weight race, Cotton Farmer Kucock would give him 20 dollars. Months went by while the two constructed their cars. But little did Cotton Farmer Kucock know that Jack Kennedy had devised an evil plan. Jack Kennedy knew that he was the only one in the weight race but he did not tell Cotton Farmer Kucock. Then finally the day came where the race would be held. Cotton Farmer Kucock entered into his race and performed mediocrely. Then came the weight race in which Jack Kennedy would enter. Then Cotton Farmer Kucock saw that Jack Kennedy was the only one in the race. He was mad. The car that Jack Kennedy had made could not move. This made Cotton Farmer Kucock madder. Cotton Farmer Kucock would have to give 20 dollars even though the car could not move because he was the only entry in the race. Jack Kennedy then took the 20 dollars from Cotton Farmer Kucock and spent it on KFC. The fried chicken darkened his skin by two shades. Cotton Farmer Kucock then vowed to kill anyone who ate KFC. Because of this, his cotton farm went out of business since he killed all of his work force. The End