Crater Cockran

Crater Cockran is a local midget who once attempted suicide over a lego. (This is a true story.) He grew up on a midget farm in Africa. He was eventually pulled from Africa and forced to be a slave to a midget king who was 0.1 inches taller than him. He eventually killed the king by pushing him out of his car on a highway. Crater Cochran then fled to Cotton Farmer Kucocc's farm and was then again a slave to Kucocc. Notably, he is a good friend of Santiago Ramirez and Cotton Farmer Kucocc, and an ally of Strike Force Thicc Nixon.