Quotes

"Ya snooze, ya lose, Faggot"

-Kettle D

"MOM! I SIMULATED COCAINE!"

-Kickolass

"HA! GOTCHA BOYO! WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW, BITCH?"

-Woshie Man, after beating a bee to death

"Good. I never want to see that vermin ever again."

-Kettle D, upon being informed of Judy Hopps' death.

"Yee! I smoke islamic muslims!"

-LSS Tard

"Rise and shine, you angry midget."

-Jack Kennedy to Kettle D when he refused to wake up

"Maybe I would be able to if you let me wake up like a normal person, instead of pointing a fucking shotgun at my head."

-Kettle D to Jack Kennedy's previous quote.

"Horse Dick, you Glade Runner"

-Jack Kennedy

"I cant see em, Lieutenant!"

-Dr. Quamrad Kon

"Dude, you gay"

-Dr. Quamrad Kon

"You may think I'm fat, but I'm bigger than you think."

-Dan Quayle Ramirez

Vietcong attack!"

-Sawwyer Ellen Show

"The only person I would go gay for is Trump."

-Sawwyer Ellen Show

"Got Shrooms"

-The Bush Man

"Choo, Choo Elephant Stew Motherfucker"

-Elbert

"Get on the ground you fucking pussy."

Cotton Farmer Kuccock to Elbert Mateo

"Skydoesminecraft makes me thicc"

-Sawwyer Ellen Show

"Mom, you fucking liberal."

-Fiegey Boy

"I like my popcorn the way I like my women: guaranteed to give you heart disease the morning after,"

-Santiago Ramirez

"Get out of the wall you fucking liberal"

-Jack Kennedy