Banana Eehkart

Summary of Life:

Banana Eehkart was born in 1945 and grew up in Woodlawn, Alabama. Her dad regularly raped, sexually touched, and abused her. At the age of 6, she had enough and killed her dad and went to her Aunt's house where her cousin, Lil' Kuccock lives. They frequently had passionate incest sex until they were 13. She moved to California when she was 18 to become a hippie and protest the Vietnam War, which Kuccock was fighting in at the time. Living off the streets as a hippie were hard so she became a prostitute and got several STD's, none killed her however. Once she was done being a hippie and prostitute she realized how fucked up she was. She turned to a life of drugs and more prostitution. Then a pimp backhanded her so hard she got transported back to Woodlawn, Alabama. While there she had hot, sweaty, moist, incest sex with Cotton Farmer Kuccock where they created an incest child, named Aloyicious White Boy. This kid grew several deffects and caused Polio to roll rampant. Banana then moved to Nixon, Nevada where she then raped Gaeten Dugas and got super aids and died in 1987. She then got ressurected by Osama Your Mama Bin Laden and perpetrated the September 11th Attacks upon the World Trade Center. She is now considered a war criminal and is waging a war against Pussy Flavored Vape Juice.