The First Febreeze War

The First Febreeze War was a conflict between several members of Strike Force Thicc Nixon and a loose confederation of teenagers. The conflict, taking place in a poorly ventilated basement, lasted from approximately 11:00 to 11:30 on August 26th, 2017.

THE WAR

The war started at approximately 23:00 hours on August 26th, 2017. Second in command of Strike Force Thicc Nixon, Jack Kennedy, pulled out a can of febreeze and started gassing everybody with it. The febreeze was then stolen by the apparent leader of the teenagers, Jeb Jafar. He started gassing everybody else with it. The members of Strike Force Thicc Nixon ran into a closet.