The 2016 General Election

The 2016 General Election was an election occurring on Tuesday, November 8th, 2016, between Republican Candidate Santiago Ramirez and Democratic Candidate Fiegey J. Boy.

The Candidates

The Republican Party nominated 1st. Lt. Santiago Ramirez, a Vietnam Veteran, and his running mate Jack Kennedy. Ramirez ran on a platform of reinventing the American Highway system, rebuilding the World Trade Center out of pizza rolls, invading Fiegey Boy's house and capturing his Dogs/WMDs, and nuclear bombing the unholy state of North Dakota and selling it to Canada.

The Democratic Party nominated Fiegey J. Boy, a nerd, and his running mate Gorberlla Eekhart. Boy ran on a platform of giving free sweets, primarily Gummy Bears, to upper middle class citizens and pawning the government to Lizards.

The Election

The Election happened on November 8th. As Boy only received 2 votes other than himself, thanks to Kennedy being a decent politician, he lost the election and was exiled. Ramirez became the 44th and a half President of the United States.