Evoon Trayan

Based closely on a true story

Evoon Trayan is a member of Strike Force Thicc Nixon and also gets picked on by the members. He gets bullied a lot for his emotional problems and being basically an Evoon. One of his problems is he believes(delusional )that he is black. Sometimes he threatens himself saying,"If I'm white, I would kill myself." One time he got bullied so hard he probably did turn black literally from anger. Evoon was in castle rock when he saw a hot girl that looked about 15 years old. Evoon became horny and wanted to know her so he started talking to her. She was the most beautiful girl Evoon exclaimed and became even more horny. The hot girl said,"My son should be here soon." Evoon got mad, he was talking to a whore who probabily got laid in 9th grade on a one night stand. Her son walked up to her and Evoon walked away with anger for being lied to. About three steps away from the hot girl, a mans head popped out of a bush. It was the bush man, the bush man is a 50 year old hobo who has a beard that goes down to his crotch. The bush man also wears a coconut bra strap and smocks shrooms 24/7. The bush man yelled at Evoon,"GET PRANKED Y,ALL!!" Evoon ran away from two terrible things and continued to get picked on my the members of Strick Force Thicc Nixon