Febreze

Febreze is an aerosol based Air Freshener, which was outlawed in the United States by the Ballard Laws. It is currently classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Prior to being outlawed, it was a weapon commonly employed by members of Strike Force Thicc Nixon. It is known for smelling bad, being easy to use, and lingering in the lungs, causing constant suffering (see Febreeze Disease).