Strike Force Thicc Nixon

Strike Force Thicc Nixon is a faction operating out of Koson in the South Danver Metro Area. The Strike Force was created by President Richard Nixon in 1969 to conduct clandestine offensive operations in North Vietnam and serve the president. Since then, it has slowly devolved into the significantly less elite task force it is today. It's current mission is to "fuck bitches and get some". It has been involved in numerous historical events since its creation, such as the Watergate scandal, The Ayatollah, the Iran-Contra Affair, Operation Desert Storm, Lewinsky Affair, and the War on Terror. Notably, all of the members were genetically modified at some point during the late 20th century, and it is unknown how much of their memories are implants.

Creation and First Mission
In early 1969 Nixon was rushing to end the Vietnam War any way he could bombing Cambodia, escalating the conflict. One of the ways that is much more convert is Strike Force Thicc Nixon. Their mission was to Assasinate Ho Chi Minh. Their were genetically modified in a secret lab 4 miles underground Washington DC. They were all modified to fit their job best. Some failed like Fiegey Boy (who was supposed to be the leader of the team.) But most turned out fine. They were trained and sent to North Vietnam, once their they succesfully killed that commie bastard on September 2, 1969. They had to lay low and make their way to South Vietnam, In 1972 they reached Da Nang and left the god forsaken country. They came back to America and became suspicious of the DNC because of their actions. They decided to break into the Watergate hotel and discovered files about secret operations to upload Ho Chi Minh's conscience into a robot. They warned President Nixon yet he did not believe them. 2 years past and the DNC has accomplished what they've been trying, they do a full on assault against the Nixon Administration, and Strike Force Thicc Nixon is sent in to defend the president and his administration. They overcome the DNC and Mecha Ho Chi Minh yet news has been spreading about the break in and congress decided it was best disband them until further notice. Members

Lieutenant Colonel S. Ramirez (Commanding Officer)

Major J. Kennedy (Executive Officer)

Captain W. B. Mallard

Captain Kettle D

2nd Lieutenant F. Boy

Private First Class C.F. Kuccock (Designated Fuckboy)

Divisions
1st Airborne Mega Bee Division

Tard Wranglers

The Division