Kettle D vs. the West Polish Army of Midgets

One day, Kettle D was casually ripping up some grass at lunch. He found a midget inside of the grass. The midget then bit his finger. From that day on, Kettle D vowed to destroy all midgets he found (even though he's a midget but who cares.) The leader of the West Polish Army of Midgets is Grant the Poor Boy and his right hand man Man Tits Mc. Oh Boy. The goal of the West Polish Army of Midgets is to get Senator Rigatoni to help make a bunch of super soldier midgets to re establish the USSR. These midget clones are clones of the tards that live in the LSS or League of Socialist States. For more info on the League of Socialist states, go here(add in link). What happens is that Senator Rigatoni (D-Ky) milks the LSS soldiers for their semen and then creates super soldier clones out of their semen. Kettle D vowed to destroy these vile beasts in his war between the West Polish Army of Midgets.