Rally Johansson

Rally Johansson is the director of the EPA. She is one of the most popular people in this website, only second to Jack Kennedy. Recent controversy has risen about her break up with Willy Boy Mallard, mostly everyone has chosen a side.

Early Life:

Rally Johansson was born in Vietnam in 1952, She was in the middle of the Vietnam War when she was a teenager. Lt. Ramirez's platoon patrolled through her village and kill 3 Vietcong rats. A year later the same Platoon called a napalm strike and this killed her 4 children. Unfortunately, no one in the platoon was prosecuted for War Crimes because they had all died or joined Strike Force Thicc Nixon, and she had to live in an empty box of Uncle Ben's Instant Rice until she was 27.